so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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