oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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