Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
