I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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