Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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