what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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