i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
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he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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