I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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