last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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