no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
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I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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