So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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