You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
