He is such a slut. More and more my type.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
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Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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