Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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