That's intense
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
