I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Randomize
