yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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