They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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Who the hell is Peach Mimosas?
The life of the party everywhere she goes.
same reason we put George Bush in charge of anything...
Because you're the sober one?
Serving alcohol at a baby shower is kinda like flipping the bird at the mother-to-be. Just sayin.
Maybe they put u incharge of fuckin up the party???
Then how are you texting?
Keep it klassy you filthy redneck!
They put me in charge of double fisting babies in a shower of peach mimosas.
Keep classy, Albany!