We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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