Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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