Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
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Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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