I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No stitches, just platelets and will power
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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