are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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