I am in a vortex of obligation.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
