Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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