when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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