Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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