you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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