Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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