North Korea, Best Korea!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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