We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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