someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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