and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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