I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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