I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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I woke up next to a steaming pile of cock and balls, rice krispie treats, vasoline, a can of whipped cream, and a garden gnome...I apparently had a very good blacked out time last night.
Your stupid and what's up with the spaghetti
And a Half of a toilet paper roll
Ur life sucks donkey shlong
A toilet paper roll... ripped in half? WTF!
Both of these "I woke up" texts SUCK.
TFLN Moderator FAIL
I have semen in my hair right meow.
It can only get better OP. Dumb fuck
Fuck a white girl!!!
Your life sucks, OP.
Or it could get horribly worse. Buy some liquor and stay inside.
OP - Please die.
Carrot Top, Gallagher, and all ventriloquists are all hilarious! So is Joy Behar on The View. Man she's funny!
I have small wang cuz I asian
No they don't. They're funny. Fuck off.