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  • Your stupid and what's up with the spaghetti And a Half of a toilet paper roll

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 5:52pm
  • I woke up next to a steaming pile of cock and balls, rice krispie treats, vasoline, a can of whipped cream, and a garden gnome...I apparently had a very good blacked out time last night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:58pm
  • Ur life sucks donkey shlong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:42pm
  • A toilet paper roll... ripped in half? WTF!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:45pm
  • Both of these "I woke up" texts SUCK. TFLN Moderator FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:32pm
  • Your life sucks, OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:33pm
  • Fuck a white girl!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:40pm
  • It can only get better OP. Dumb fuck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:28pm
  • I have semen in my hair right meow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:08pm
  • Or it could get horribly worse. Buy some liquor and stay inside.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 3:35pm
  • Carrot Top, Gallagher, and all ventriloquists are all hilarious! So is Joy Behar on The View. Man she's funny! Sincerely, -4:33

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:41pm
  • I have small wang cuz I asian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 8:56pm
  • OP - Please die. Thanks, Everyone

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:40pm
  • No they don't. They're funny. Fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 4:33pm