I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
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I woke up next to a steaming pile of cock and balls, rice krispie treats, vasoline, a can of whipped cream, and a garden gnome...I apparently had a very good blacked out time last night.
Your stupid and what's up with the spaghetti
And a Half of a toilet paper roll
Ur life sucks donkey shlong
A toilet paper roll... ripped in half? WTF!
Both of these "I woke up" texts SUCK.
TFLN Moderator FAIL
It can only get better OP. Dumb fuck
Fuck a white girl!!!
Your life sucks, OP.
I have semen in my hair right meow.
Or it could get horribly worse. Buy some liquor and stay inside.
Carrot Top, Gallagher, and all ventriloquists are all hilarious! So is Joy Behar on The View. Man she's funny!
OP - Please die.
I have small wang cuz I asian
No they don't. They're funny. Fuck off.