"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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