When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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