i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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