I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
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I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.