grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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