well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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