is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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