From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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