what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
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I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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