Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
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