it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho