nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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