if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
The ass gains better be worth it
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