You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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