oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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