he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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